‘Men’ – (named after men) – ‘O’ for Ohhhh – ‘Pause’ for take a breath. WARNING: This article is sarcastic and will upset people. If your wife has menopause, do not let her see you reading this. Women have menopause. Men who live with women, must live with it as a carer and joint sufferer. I am talking about female menopause, not male menopause, if that exists it has not happened to me but if it does, I expect it